"I hate the LeafGuard gutter system! Because LeafGuard gutters are guaranteed never to clog, my whole life is a mess! No clogs mean I have no place to play, splash around, or hide my acorns. No place to find leaves and twigs for my nest! If everybody gets LeafGuard, forget it -- we're through! Nuts! So I'll stop at nothing to keep that LeafGuard Guy from installing those gutters. From this day forward, my mission in life is to stop that LeafGuard guy! Squirrels of the world, UNITE!"

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